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Post Options Post Options   Quote big man is back Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 Dec 05 at 10:01pm

stu is it me or is 3/4 ur lucky number or should i say unlucky number because isnt that all it took for you to vomit on my girlfriends doorstep

here is stu after a pint            here is me after 8

maybe theres more to life than being really really really really..........really good looking
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Post Options Post Options   Quote big man is back Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 Dec 05 at 10:03pm
as for partys not planned as yet. bns have you any ideas. by the way if stu comes he is only allowed shandy
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Post Options Post Options   Quote bigwavedave Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 Dec 05 at 10:06pm

I remember something about Stu and his inability to hold down a drink on a previous occasion. May I suggest a nice bowl of jellied eels to line his stomach.

At least it was only her doorstep he puked on.

But at least we know that Stu is officially a lightweight.

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hey thats all in the past!!!

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Dear Dave

I'm new to this forum and wondered whether you could supply me with a psychological breakdown of some of the more active members here.

 

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 I am normal. The others are a bunch of loons.

 

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Originally posted by bigwavedave

13st.  I remember when I weighed that.  I am now  a taut and toned 14st. 5' 8

Like BMIB I too am suffering from the early signs of anorexia, every time I look in the mirror I think I am fat.

Believe me, at 6' and 15st I know I must be anorexic as everytime I look in the mirror I know I am fat  

Its all in the mind

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Post Options Post Options   Quote bigwavedave Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Dec 05 at 8:52pm

Be careful C541.  I have also had the signs of bulimia.  After drinking 12 pints of lager, 4 scotch's , 7 brandy's and a sambuca, I had my usual curry. No sooner had I eaten my mutton vindaloo and I was sick. I only just made it out the door of the restaurant.

Be careful. You may a have a problem judging by your love of laxatives.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote big man is back Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Dec 05 at 12:53am
stu just rember the past is the key to the future. hahahahaha . bwd has hit the nail onthe head and he doesnt even know you. well done dave. 
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Contender 541 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Dec 05 at 6:03pm

Had a bad day?

Has the bottom fallen out of your world?

Have a Vindaloo and let the world fall out of your bottom

 

Who needs laxatives anyway

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